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#124

The CIA is still blueballing Trump on releasing the rest of the files.


#125

Another theory the mafia may have been involved as Jack Ruby had ties with them and for a short time they lost out big when US Cuba relations soured.
Though ironically the mafia ended up making even more money than before due to the trade restrictions.


#126

hack nuclear launch codes
launch missiles at saudi arabia

problem solved imo


#127

I’d just EMP the entire middle east and leave it.


#128

but EMPs don’t kill anyone

I think you’re missing the point!


#129

Oh but they will as they would be sent back to the 13th century.


#130

If they’re in the 13th century, they can (and will!) still travel to Europe.

But nuclear ground zero will stay in one place…


#131

Including Israel? Oy vey that’s very antisemetic if you!


#132

It would be unavoidable with using any kind of WMD though EMP would leave the Israelis alive and maybe they would make a steam punk society which would be kinda cool.
Though I’d also EMP Shenzen China and the bay area in California.


#133

It would actually be very avoidable with nukes

They’re less destructive than people think, and the modern trend is towards accuracy.


#134

You’ll still get a sizable EMP unless you blow the nuke up on the ground which would be very wasteful as most of the energy would go into making a crater.


#135

I’m thinking and talking purely about culling power.

In terms of EMP, I actually agree with your targets.


#136
  1. introduce them to fastfood
  2. introduce them to heart disease
  3. have them all get artificial hearts
  4. EMP

#137

Why not just put a bug in the artificial hearts like make them run windows?


#138

not all articifial hearts have an os


#139

Vista?


#140


#141

Hasta la?

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#142

Wow this is a new level a big brother even for China.

I think we need to EMP China as wow on this one.


#143

Looks like the files don’t have anything important as they have only released a “preview document” so far. You can smell the desperation.